May 2013
36 posts
i need intercourse stat
my dad wants to introduce me to a girl that works at this one bar and im not sure who she is or how to feel about this awkward situation….
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
perfect girl (for me)
wears t-shirts of bands she actually listens to
knows how i like my coffee
knows when i need Kevin time
musically inclined
black hair brown eyes
not girly
doesn’t give a shit about what people think about her
packs me a bed time bowl after a long day of work/school
isn’t afraid to speak her mind
can bust my balls and i can do the same thing with her and we both each others jokes.
can...
egg:
i need to get laid
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April 2013
93 posts
egberts:
eternal-guru:
egberts:
*heavy breathing* hi kevin
Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me.
*breathing heavier* sorry kevin
