i need intercourse stat
my dad wants to introduce me to a girl that works at this one bar and im not sure who she is or how to feel about this awkward situation….
Reblog if you know who Smitty Werben Yegger Man...
He was number 1.
perfect girl (for me)
wears t-shirts of bands she actually listens to knows how i like my coffee knows when i need Kevin time musically inclined black hair brown eyes not girly doesn’t give a shit about what people think about her packs me a bed time bowl after a long day of work/school isn’t afraid to speak her mind can bust my balls and i can do the same thing with her and we both each others jokes. can...
egg: i need to get laid
egberts: eternal-guru: egberts: *heavy breathing* hi kevin Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me. *breathing heavier* sorry kevin